John Evans

Hey I'm a redneck Mother I must confess I wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress
I got a tattoo of Texas on my chest; hey I'm a redneck mother a redneck at best
I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too
I'm a redneck mother I must concede I wear a red and blue hat it reads Lonestar Feed”
I raised a cross bred chicken it goes Quakity-cluck”
I got a kicker bumper sticker on the back of my truck
I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too

Chorus:
I can fish all night and sleep until noon, romance a case of beer under the Texas moon
There's only one thing that will set me back and that's a long legged lady in a pink Cadillac

I'm a redneck mother I must reply I built a beer can fence nearly 10 ft high
Yonder on my front porch, it's my guard dog Blue
He's a Mississippi leg hound with some legging to do
I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too

Chorus:
I can fish all night and sleep until noon, romance a case of beer under the Texas moon
There's only one thing that will set me back and that's a long legged lady in a pink Cadillac

John why don't we head down to New Orleans?
Could we try to find a bowl of them rice and red beans?

Before we hit the road could you explain what this means?
Sing it for me one more time

Hey I'm a redneck Mother I must confess I wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress
I got a tattoo of Texas on my chest; hey I'm a redneck mother a redneck at best
I'm a redneck mother and my mother's a redneck too

Oh Lord you're a redneck mother and your mother's a redneck too