Kid: How much for the car?
Man: Fifty bucks
Kid: Will you fix the fenders, light and stuff?
Man: See that sign? It says AS IS That means you get it exactly the way you see it--AS IS Fifty bucks, and it's yours
Kid: Five dollars
Man: Thirty-five
Kid: Ten
Man: Thirty
Kid: Fifteen
Man Sold!
At that, the car promptly falls to pieces
Kid: I want it AS WAS!