If I send for my baby, and she don't come
If I send for my baby, and she don't come
All the doctors in Wisconsin, he won't help her none

And if she gets unruly and gets so she don't wanna do,
My baby gets unruly and she don't wanna do,
I'll take my 32-20, I'll cut her half in two

You talk about your 44-40, buddy it'll do very well
Talkin about your 44-40, it'll do very well
But, my 22-20, Lord, it's a burnin hell

Ah, 38 special, buddy it's most too light
Ah, that 38 special, buddy it's most too light
But, my 22-20 make the camps alright

Ah if she gets unruly, thinks she don't wanna do,
My baby gets unruly and she don't wanna do,
I'll take my 22-20, I'll cut her half in two

I, I, I can't take my rest
I, I, I can't take my rest
And my 44 layin up and down my breast