JAMIE AND HARRY:
There's just a few more hours
That's all the time you've got;
A few more hours
Before they tie the knot

ALFIE:
There's drinks and girls all over London
And I've gotta track 'em down
In just a few more hours
Set 'em up, me darlin'!

I'm getting married in the mornin'!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper!
But get me to the church on time!

I got ta be there in the mornin',
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time!

If I am dancin',
Roll up the floor
If I am whistlin',
Whewt me out the door!

For I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus,
But don't lose the compass,
And get me to the church

JAMIE AND HARRY:
Get 'I'm to the church

ALFIE:
For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

ALFIE AND CHORUS:
I'm/He's getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime
Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table,
And get me to the church on time!

ALFIE:
If I am flyin',
Then shoot me down
If I am wooin',
Get her out of town!

ALFIE AND CHORUS:
For I'm/He's getting married in the morning!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime

ALFIE:
Feather and tar me;
Call out the Army;
But get me to the church
Get me to the church
For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:
He's getting married in the mornin'!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime

ALFIE:
Come on! Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper!
But get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:
He's got ta be there in the mornin',
Spruced up and lookin' in 'is prime

ALFIE:
Girls, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time!

If I am dancin',
Roll up the floor
If I am whistlin',
Whewt me out the door!

CHORUS:
For he's getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime

ALFIE:
Drug me or jail me,
Stamp me and mail me
But get me to the church

CHORUS:
Get him to the church

ALFIE:
For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

[Musical interlude]

CHORUS:
Girls, come and kiss 'I'm;
Show how you'll miss 'I'm
But get him to the church on time!

[Musical interlude]

CHORUS:
Kick up a rumpus,
But don't lose the compass,
And get him to the church on time!

ALFIE AND CHORUS:
If I am flyin',
Then shoot me down
If I am wooin',
Get her out of town!

CHORUS:
He's gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime

HARRY:
Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table,

ALFIE:
Get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:
Get him to the church!
Get him to the church!

HARRY AND JAMIE:
Starlight is reelin' 'ome to bed now
Mornin' is smearin' up the sky

CHORUS:
London is wakin'
Daylight is breakin'
Good luck, old chum,
Good health, goodbye

ALFIE:
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime

CHORUS:
Hail and salute me,
Then haul off and boot me;
And get him to the church,
Get him to the church!
For God's sake, get him to the church on time!