i'm gonna buy myself a small plane
i'm gonna crash it on their south lawn
i'm gonna sleep down by his quarters
i'd like to have sex with his daughters

i'm gonna buy myself a small plane,
gonna crash it on their south lawn,
just big enough for me

i'm just another freight truck driver
he's just another white house sciver
had a gun, ready your air-cracked
big bell got duty to broadcast

i'm gonna buy myself a small plane,
gonna crash it on their south lawn,
just big enough for me
i'm gonna buy myself a small plane,
gonna crash it on their war zone,
just big enough for me

i'm gonna have to shoot my way out,
to give the acting boys some more plot
i was butch cassidys tutor,
although sundance was cuter