I wake up and smoke a joint
I love my life 'cause there's no point
I hit the couch; turn on the tube
I love to watch the Family Feud

I'm all fucked up; it's time for me
To change the channel on TV
It's getting dark; it's time to crash
I wish I had some real good hash

Go to the sink; I love to spit
I'm in a rut; don't give a shit