Here's your dare:
Jump off a bridge with you nose in the air
Here's the deal:
I'll tip you twenty pounds if you promise to steal and take it back
Here's the deal:
I'll give you twenty bucks for the things that you lack
Do you accept?

Have a drink
Who cares what the mothers and fuckers will think
Have a dance
I'm tired of hearing these notes I can't stand
Have a drive,
As we anxiously await for your car to arrive
Do you accept?

Whatever you are at the end of the day,
Pray that the cops don't take you away
Whatever you are at the end of the week:
A doctor, a lawyer, and Indian chief

Whatever you are at the end of your life:
A baker, a begger, an embarrassed wife
Whatever you are at the end of the end
Like a friend, of a friend, of a friend, of a friend