My immortal soul is under attack!
My parents' sacred vows have all been taken back
Created from a love that never happened
Is the child who is born of original sin

Condemned by Christ, by Allah, abhorred,
I am one such bastard in the eyes of the Lord,
And if the Bible is more than a long list of lies,
I know just where I'm going to go when I die

So thanks a lot, Mom and Dad
You gave me everything that you never had
After you stare down the barrel of God's holy rifle,
You can tell me that it's not so bad

Just be ready when it's your time,
Because there's a real angry man on the other line