Winters getting colder, Summer gettin' warmer
Tidal wave comin' cross the Mexican border
Why buy a gallon it's cheaper by the barrel
Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols

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That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the o-zone burnin'
Funny how the world keeps turnin'
Look Ma, no hands
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride

Mama gets her rocks off watchin' desperate housewives
Daddy works his can off payin' for the good life
Kids on the you tube learnin' how to be cool
Livin' in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl

[[Chorus]]

That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the o-zone burnin'
Funny how the world keeps turnin'
Look Ma, no hands
I love this American Ride
Gotta love this American Ride

Poor little infamous, America's town
She gained five pounds and lost her crown
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus gettin smaller
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can
If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan

[[Chorus]]

That's us, that's right
Gotta love this American ride
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how the world keeps turnin
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this American ride
Gotta love this American ride

Oh yeah,
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