Cloughy's lads are full o' gloom, coz Cloughy's in the changin' room
Why can't he nick off & leave them be?
He screams & yells & just because, Cloughy knows that he's the boss
Cloughy's rough & tough Cloughy's barmy

Cloughy's in a huff & tense, Cloughy's teeth begin to clench
A Cloughy fan asks for his autograph "Can yer sign this Brian?"
He nuts him first & smacks him next, nobody makes Cloughy vexed
Cloughy is the chief Cloughy's the Gaffa

CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN, NOW CLOUGHY'S ONLY AT HIS PRIME
WITH HIS FIST IN YER NOSE WHEN THE REFEREE BLOWS FULL TIME

[Chorus:]

Brian Brian KICKS & SLAPS & HE SHOUTS Oi!
Brian Brian CLOUGHY IS A BOOTBOY

The judge tells Cloughy to keep calm, he's up for Grevous Bodily Harm
Cloughy stands and begins to YELL
Cloughy must have a screw loose coz Cloughy says he's gonna cruc
ify the cops when he gets out the cell

CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN
[Chorus]
[Guitar Bit]

CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN [Chorus]

He kicks & slaps, he thumps & cracks, he nuts & smacks and shouts Oi!