Undertaker's spreading them lies to Orlando Jordan,
It's not your yard It's a prison bro, and I'm the warden
You can't see me? I'm a legend, you should pay me some respect,
And if you're late on paying me, I'm gonna come and collect
So now I wrestle Mr Ass, the dude who likes to suck it,
Torrie's a cover-up bro, we know you take it in the bucket
Hey, I'm not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts,
I'm scared because your favorite food is sausage and nuts
You can't handle the truth Billy, you'd rather feel up Chuck,
You don't want to wrestle with me, all you want is to F***!