Jabba waka ding dong,
slip slap sleet
Dip stick patty wack,
peepee googa-lee gee
Polly wally sling slang,
scooy dibbely doo
A wing wong ping pong
king kong cheech and chong,
hop hip kasha goo-goo
Hickery dickery slickery flip flop,
dip skip to my loo
Wim wam wam bam sam bam cunningham,
wartch nart cucher cucher coo
Plus you got a dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta, eat grandma's strudle
Cuz' she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
You got a gish,
you got a gash,
you gotta, wax grandma's mustache
Then lay out her socks to make sure they match
Woooooooo, you gotta do it for grandma
Slabbidee dabbidee sling,
skism scasm bing bang boo
A yip, a yap, a snippty snap,
a walla walla scrappy dappy doo
Piddle faddle widdle waddle,
weeeeeeeee, clunckity clang
A plop, a fiz, a wackity wiz,
a chitty chitty bang wang lang
Zippity doo dang lippity ain't,
oompa loompa doo
A piggly-wiggly do-da sticky wicky,
licky foo my chew
Plus you got a dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta shave grandma's poodle
Cuz' grandma would do the same for you
You got a libby,
you got a labby,
you gotta hug grandma even though she's flabby
Wooooooooo, you gotta love your grandma
Now if you listen to the words of the song,
you'll know they're coming straight from the heart
Never make fun of your grandma,
even when she rips a juicy fart
And remember to dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta stop playin' with your noodle
Cuz' grandma said it'll make you go blind
You gotta gipper,
you got a gyper,
you gotta change grandma's diaper
And then pretend that you really didn't mind
Woooooooooo, respect to the grandma