If I ask you
Difficult questions
If I make
Improper suggestions

Would you find that
A risk to your health
Would you put
Me up on the bookshelf
With the books
And the plants?

Desperate
But not serious
Your kisses drive
Me delirious

If I were kind
And adoring
How would that be?
Very boring

Mister Pressman
With your penknife
Always asking a
About my sex life
And who with
And how many times?

Desperate
But not serious
Your kisses drive
Me delirious

All the advice
Seemed so unkind
If you don't stop
You will go blind

They tell you it's none
Of their business
Then console you
With a big kiss
On the lips
And on the back of your neck

Desperate
But not serious
Your kisses drive
Me delirious

Desperate
But not serious
Your kisses drive
Me delirious

Desperate
But not serious
Your kisses drive
Me delirious
Desperate