YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR
MALE PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY
YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN
SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG
YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OFF WHO ARE GAY
I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OFF WHO ARE GAY
WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STUART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE
LUCKILY YOU WHERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS
YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM
WAIL LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS, AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS
YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG