Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
Or you'll be alone in a quick;
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
Or you'll never get another fix;

I'm telling you it's not a trick;
Pay attention, don't be thick;
Or you're liable to get licked;

You're gonna see the reason why;
When they're spitting in your eye;
They'll be spitting in your eye;

Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
A girl's not a tonic or a pill;
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
You're just jonesing for a spill;

Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst;
When you meet another nurse;
She'll be driving in a hearse;

You're gonna need a heap of glue;
When they all catch up with you;
And they cut you up in two;

Now your ears are ringing;
The birds have stopped their singing;
Everything is turning grey;

No candy in your till;
No cutie left to thrill;
You're alone on a tuesday;

Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
Or you'll be alone in a quick;
Hang up the chick habit;
Hang it up, daddie;
Or you'll never get another fix;

I'm telling you it's not a trick;
Pay attention, don't be thick;
Or you're liable to get licked;

You're gonna see the reason why;
When they're spitting in your eye;
They'll be spitting in your eye;
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