I look straight in the window, try not to look below Pretend I'm not up here, try counting sheep But the sheep seem to shower off this office tower It's nine-po...

She fed me strawberries and freezer-burned ice cream I said "Good-bye I guess" She lifted up her dress and so I must confess we made out one more time before I ...

Chorus: I'm in the drink for love And want to drink your love Swimmin' a swim in the suds I want to drink your blood Up like a rocket, down like the rain Back a...

Inline bowline, inline bowline Inline bowline, inline bowline First, you tie it around your hand You showed me so I would understand It's the handiest knot It ...

Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy And now I'm kissing you by proxy Hope you don't mind Somewhere someone is dreaming of me Tries to love me, hope you don'...

I met you, before the fall of Rome And I bet you to let me take you home You were wrong, I was right You said good-bye, I said good night It's all been done, It...

Now that all the snow is fallin It's crunching below my feet And all the christmas lights are shining On houses up and down my street And I can see the happy fa...

Urgh! Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on It's only natural! - It's only me! Take it from a fella who's been round the block so many times He knows ...

I met you before the fall of Rome and I begged you to let me take you home You were wrong, I was right You said goodbye, I said goodnight It's all been done I...

I met you before the fall of Rome And I begged you to let me take you home You were wrong, I was right You said goodbye, I said goodnight It's all been done It...

*grunt* Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on It's only natural It's only me Take it from a fella who's been 'round the block so many times And knows...

The girl works at the store sweet Jane St Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there it wasn't long before I lived with her I sang her songs while she...

Dashing through the snow On a one-horse open sleigh, Over the fields we go, Laughing all the way; Bells on bob-tail ring, making spirits bright, What fun it is ...

Look at my mouth, a thin painted line Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine Forever, ever mine Form of a tree, shape of a child I wish I could cry, stu...

I've informed you to leave cause I can't afford to lose more sleep I get ill and I get tired So I'll try to rest if you'll stand guard Chorus: Do do do? I've ...

When she was three, Her Barbies always did it on the first date, And now she's with me, so there's never any need for her to demonstrate She's like a baby I'm ...

Hydro field cuts through my yard And somehow that always just made me feel good I can put a spare bulb in my hand and light up my yard Late at night when the wi...

My lilac girl, oh Only you can turn my eloquence to banality Only you can make importancies into trivialities Only you can cure dismality Only you can make me ...

Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag, Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind Out of sight in the night out of sight in the day, Lookin' ba...

It's a long way back home To pack up and leave again To gather along Or you without me again It's a long way back home And a long way back here again I should h...

Dive down, dive down Into the cool green water Swim around, swim around By the fish and otters Louis Loon Louis Loon Flap your wings, flap your wings You're p...

Don't the hours go shorter as the days go by We never get to stop and open our eyes One minute your waiting for the sky to fall The next you're dazzled by the...

Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly I never seem to know the time When you're with me Y...

Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly I never seem to know the time When you're with me Y...

[CHORUS (x2):] What's so maybe about What's so maybe about What's so maybe about Katie? What's the use in hesitating? Can't you see that Katie's waiting? Just...

Pretty soon you will be wanting me To go And I will only be the enemy I know Pretty soon you will be needing me To leave But know that you and I will always be ...

It was often talked about It was often raised But nothing was ever done about it To hear the way they talked about it Noone could be saved But nothing was ever ...

I leave from softball practice every night It's getting dark, but the "golden arches" light up the way I turn the corner at the traffic light I count my money a...

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a house (I'd buy you a house) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dolla...

I like my big sister But I don't wanna wear her coat Maybe black, it may fit perfect But you and I both know, it's a girls coat Now I can handle some hand me d...

Wiped out down the stairs I'll bet you there's a song in there I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down That guy should be me I'd look much better on TV Then ...

What am I, to wake up suddenly and then enroll at the local college, earn me a degree and I can work weekends? If I work real hard, I can mow your backyard I co...

I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sore 'Cause you can see my face in the window of every store You can buy my lunchbox, and you can wear my clothes, You ca...

I didn't ask to be famous, but i'm not sore 'cause you can see my face in the window of every store You can buy my lunch box You can wear my clothes You can rem...

[CHORUS (x2):] You can always get it right next time, next time You can always get it right next time You can count on me to mess it up You can count on me to...

At night I like to photograph, producing camera angles And I don?t have a flash But my little notebook records the subjects at hand In photo one, a flower Phot...

All around the room your things are placed And next to you he fills the space And so it seems your saving grace is only saving face The pictures of the two of y...

Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry Broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did ...

Hey, pass the ball Why do you run it in circles? Waves crash the wall Soon enough all your hard work will fail Wait, hold the phone I don't know if I can take ...

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to one side and said I'm angry Five days since you laughed at me saying Get that together, come back ...

Peterborough and the Kawarthas (Creeggan) I left you in the rain Peterborough and the Kawarthas Your reflection in the pane Peterborough and the Kawarthas Appl...

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Wher...

In a puddle by the trail Flips its tiny tail Just like a great big whale But smaller than a snail It's a pollywog in a bog Swims under soggy logs One day he'll...

With each mistake, You either bend or break With every word I choose You only seem to bruise Powder blue always suited you, And was your suitor too Until you're...

I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me I'm a real live wire Psycho k...

I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me I'm a real live wire Psycho K...

Just show me the venue When I'm on the menu It's personalized The life of the party I'm like Billy Barty But regular sized I guess I should explain: Your guests...

Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes I come from Canada I came in first place in a nonexistent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Gree...

I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem Where is this thing that I call heaven? What is it doing here on earth? Who is this holding my umbrella? Who is this ...

I'm Steve, and I'm Ed, And we're Barenaked Ladies You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "Beep, beep" Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Roadrunner...

I'm Steve, and I'm Ed, And we're Barenaked Ladies You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "Beep, beep" Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Roadrunner ...

You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all Rudolph, the re...

It couldn't happen to a better man It wouldn't happen with a better plan While we were napping someone else began To rule the world with love It didn't happen ...

I stopped into a clu I thought I'd see a show Everyone was there At least everyone I know Their knickers in a knot Their hands upon their heart The best they'd ...

What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be Wearing someone else's shorts? I've been around the block, at least on my bike I was prepared for the news but n...

Worked out that I probably made a mistake For each thing I've done right Just keeping it even at times Seems to take every ounce of my might I might've found g...

Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give it back Is ...

The credits roll, the camera pans And in the mist our hero stands He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer An awkward pause, then what's my line? Ther...

So long ago, on a summer day I put my best shirt on I took you to the matinee With money from mowing lawns Money from mowing lawns You worked down at the Dairy...

Woke up I was on top of the world There was a beautiful girl in bed beside me Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear She said "Listen up, dear There's a change insi...

Woke up I was on top of the world There was a beautiful girl in bed beside me Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear She said "Listen up, dear There's a change insi...

A key in the door, a step on the floor A note on the table, and a meal in the micro Note says "I'm in bed, please make sure that you're fed if you're taking a s...

[CHORUS:] Well you know that it's going to be alright I think it's gonna be alright Everything will always be alright When we go shopping Well you know that i...

Made of snow, I don't know How I fit in To and fro, people go I stand and grin Way to go, even though I can't begin Made of snow, I don't know How I fit in Eve...

One day, I will build a fountain - drink and never grow old Then I'll market an elixir that will eliminate the common cold Find your sickness on my list, pay up...

You're looking for something That you'll never find You've got the questions You've got the time You've got the bruises To show you've been blind 'Cause you're ...

The moon is full but there is an incompleteness The days are beautiful but I feel a bitter sweetness If I had a wish, or even a choice I'd wake up to the sound ...

There's a spider in my room There's a spider in my room And then a voice above my head Said if that spider were made dead I'd better grow some fins 'cause it w...

In through my veins, without brains, I involuntarily take what I need, then I bleed And it comes right back to me But guts only eat and sometimes They repeat on...

in through my veins, without brains, I involuntarily take what I need, then I bleed and it comes right back to me But guts only eat and sometimes they repeat on...

I tend the wheat field that makes your bread I bind the sweet veal, pluck the hens that make your bed Mother nature & mother earth Are two of three women who di...

I tend the wheat field that makes your bread I bind the sweet veal, pluck the hens that make your bed Mother Nature & Mother Earth Are two of three women who di...

It's All Been Done I met you, before the fall of Rome and I bet you to let me take you home You were wrong, I was right You said good-bye, I said good night It...

It's hard enough to notice Harder still to react Just a stone's throw from the centre of our attention We all fade to black Save me from a villainous imaginati...

Oh, I - I watch it all go down Closed eyes - pretend noone's around So I - I chose to play the clown Or blow by and never make a sound [CHORUS:] Any other guy...

Maybe it would be fun To get a new opinion Get a little work done And forget Maybe it would be cool If I rocked it old school Try to break a gold rule And a sw...

I'm learning I'm yearning I'm burning all your stuff, But that's not enough I'm faking that I'm aching: Mistaking lust for love Thanks that was fun Don't forge...

I'm learning, I'm yearning I'm burning, all your stuff But that's not enough I'm faking, that I'm aching Mistaking lust for love Thanks, that was fun Don't for...

There was darkness, there was light, There was day and there was night, There was wrong and there was right And then there was me You didn't even know me, but ...

The phone rings, it's early, it's seven o'clock, he says 'sorry I woke you, but I just had to talk You know last night, remember when I tried to choke you? I di...

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started Wait! The earth began to cool The autotrophs began to dro...

When you walked in, I said with a grin That we were just talking about you We all had to lie because you would cry If you knew we were laughing at you In the mo...

You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him Crumble to a ball around his feet So he's always ready, he's always set, he's always wel...

Everybody knows that happy is the new sad So I am going to go and imitate my old dad And never crack a smile again Everybody knows that as we all get older The ...

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry Broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used...

Who's lonely now? Which one of us is suffering? Who's in his cups? Which one of us recovering Who likes to look at pictures and cries, but way too late? Who doe...

Who's lonely now? Which one of us is suffering? Who's in his cups? Which one of us recovering? Who likes to look at pictures and cries, but way too late? Who do...

There's a spider in my room There's a spider in my room And then a voice above my head Said if that spider were made dead I'd better grow some fins 'cause It w...

A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, But I've never been good with plants Her next presentation, a new dictionary She circled the word "roman...

Ahh Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be close to you Why do stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by?...

There was fresh butter melting on a waffle, Sky so blue that the clouds felt awful, Beavers swimming around their hut, And someone was building a mini putt La ...

I don't buy everything I read, I haven't even read everything I've bought I don't cry every time I bleed, My eyes are dry, but they're bloodshot I have faith in...

I never jumped in and rescued you, but I wanted to I never told you which way to go Cause I thought you'd know You had a problem with your new-found wealth You ...

Driving home to be with you The highway's dividing, the city's in view As usual, I'm almost on time You're the last thing that's on my mind I wish I could tell ...

You say "why does everything revolve around you?" You say, "why does everything I do confound you?" You say that I pulled the world from under you, You can't go...

Tracy doesn't live with her dad and all is well She's upset and I want to lick the honey from her navel She's upset and I want to lick the honey And that's the...

Tracy doesn't live with her dad and all is well She's upset and I want to lick the honey from her navel She's upset and I want to lick the honey And that's the...

I was surprised at how incredibly fast you were To come up and ask for a light I was amazed at just how matter-of-fact you were In taking me back for the night ...

It's uncle elwyn It's uncle elwyn My uncle elwyn is tall My elwyn is small My elwyn plays a mean basketball He's about 45 maybe 55, 60 I'm not sure; once he mix...

I left a tip, but it was never a donation I took a trip, but it was never a vacation I took a seat, but I refuse to a number And so defeated, I proceeded unencu...