YOU CAN READ IT IN THE PAPER
IN SOME PLACES IT COMES IN THIRTY TWO FLAVORS
BUT YOU WOULDN'T TELL NO ONE
YOUR FAVORITE IF YOU COULD

FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE ALLEY
FROM THE PRESIDENT DOWN TO LONG TELL SALLY
CAN'T LIVE WITH BUT
YOU'LL DIE WITHOUT IT YES YOU WOULD

SENORITA'S IN THE KITCHEN
SHE'S A FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE
YOU CALL 911 BUT YOU
CAN'T STOP THE FUN TONITE IT'S ALRIGHT

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I GUARANTEE
YOU CAN'T HIDE WHEN INFECTION STARTS
BECAUSE LOVE IS A SOCIAL DISEASE

WHEN YOU LOOK YOU CAN FIND IT
TRY TO RUN BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS BEHIND IT
SO YOU PLAY HIDE AND SEEK LIKE A BLIND KID
TILL YOU'RE CAUGHT YEAH YOU'RE CAUGHT

SO YOU'LL SAY THAT YOU HAD SOME
BUT THEY TOOK IT AND HELD IT FOR RANSOM
WHEN THEY TALL DARK SKINNY OR
HANDSOME YOU WONT TALK

SO YOU TELEPHONE YOUR DOCTOR
JUST TO SEE WHAT PILL TO TAKE
YOU KNOW THERE'S NO PRESCRIPTION
GONNA WIPE THIS ONE AWAY

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WITH OUT A SPARK
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I GUARANTEE
YOU CAN'T HIDE WHEN INFECTION STARTS
BECAUSE LOVE IS A SOCIAL DISEASE

SO FULL OF HIGH GRADE OCTANE
SHE COULD RUN THE BULLET TRAIN ON 38 DOUBLE D'S
NOW YOU KNOW FOR SURE YOU KNOW THE CURE
TO MAKE A BLIND MAN SEE