How long has the percolator
How long has the percolator been on
How long has the percolator
How long has the percolator been on
You better tell me now
Or I'll go out and write a song

We awoke at sunrise
Drank margaritas from a can
You look better in the moonlight
So I just turned and shook your hand
Remember in Chicago
All I wanted was some prize

How long has the percolator
How long has the percolator been on
Wanna know now don't wanna know later
How long has the percolator been on
You better tell me now
Or I'll turn that percolator into a bong

I gotta give him credit
He was my homeboy that taught me song
I haven't talked to him for six years
Hope he didn't turn out like his dad

(Percolator, Percolator)
Tommy can you hear me
Can you feel me near you
Tommy can you see me
Do you want me near you, come on
Tommy can you hear me
Can you feel me near you
Tommy can you see me
Do you want me near you, come on
Tommy can you hear me
Can you feel me near you
Tommy can you see me
Do you want me near you, come on
(Percolator, Percolator)