I say cheaters have no hearts but I cheated on the one that I loved for life
I say tattoos are turn offs but look at my arms and look at the mess on them

I don't want a girl with problems, even though we'd be a perfect match
Oh how do I get what I want, when I don't know what it is

I don't like bending down to kiss but when would I find someone taller than me
If I did well I'd run to the hills 'cause she'd look f*cking scary

And I don't want a girl who won't trust me, even though we'd be a perfect match
It's your loss if you want to love me, but your friends will think you're much better than that
Oh how do I get what I want, when I don't know what it is