Talk: I'd Like To Purpose a Toast

(Sing)

Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch,
Everybody laugh
Lounging in their caftans & planning
a brunch, on their own behalf
Off to the gym,
Then to a fitting, claiming they're fat
And looking grim, 'cause they've been sitting,
Choosing a hat

Talk: Does Anyone still wear a hat?

Ill drink to that

And here's to the girls who stay smart,
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to their classes in optical art,
Wishing it would pass
Another long, exhausting day
Another thousand dollars!
A matinee, a Pinter play!
Perhaps a piece, of Mahler's!
I'll drink to that!
And one for Mahler

Here's to the Girl who just watch,
Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed it's a bottle of scotch,
Plus a little jest
Another chance to disaprove,
Another brilliant zinger
Another reason not to move,
Another vodka stinger
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'll Drink to that

So heres to the girls on the go
Everybody tries
Look into their eyes & you'll see what they know
Everybody dies
A toast to that invincable bunch
The dinasour surving the crunch
Lets hear it for the ladies who lunch,
Everbody rise!
Rise!
Rise!
Rise!
Rise!
Rise!
Rise!
Rise!
Rise!