The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time
He reapeted a little more than he could sow
Of the pleasures of the Mormones in Utah know
He could not restrain himselfwhen he saw
a nice caboose

Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did
sixteen women wrong

The Ding-Dong Daddy had a sensual soul
Lonely women flocked to him and he
loved them all
the train went in the tunnel in the
dark he proposed
The Bonds of the matrimony in the sweetest prose

The Ladies got together and decided
They'd been had
This aint Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan man
We've got to give you credit we was
happy for a time
But you're The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car
line

Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did
sixteen women wrong