Petey was the fetid son of pauline up on milk
Commie ma the 2nd czar would do do for the filth
Oh we know you come and go but see see sickened us
We need scores shit teeny bores that bark bark bark in crufts

Be bark i know noone nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn no (x3)

Joely saw the pinky core of neutered hippy homes
Binky watched the babble pox and slithered off to moan
Oh we know you come and go but see see what's become
Peter's cold has taken hold and he bark bark bark in crufts
(repeat chorus)
So sue the shoe is slipping you don't dither from behind
May the moke our 7th bloke is peeking out the blinds
Oh we know you come and go but see see what's become
Peter's gone and left your mum to bark bark bark in crufts
(repeat chorus twice)