If I heard you right you said you're sorry,
Which means you don't hate me after all
And I'm cool with that, I hope you'll call me
I still keep your picture on my wall

And I drew "X"'s on top of your eyes
You wonder why I won't pick up the phone,
My caller ID works wonders

Yeah, and I'll explain it to you sometime
Yeah, if I don't forget the punchline
Things are always great when I'm far away
You don't need me, you don't need me anyway

Just so you know, I still have your letters
But I haven't read them in a while
Just to be honest, I thought they were boring
That poetry never is in style

I already threw out all your pictures
And in the end I only kept you around
Till I found someone better

Yeah, and I'll explain it to you sometime
Yeah, if I don't forget the punchline
Things are always great when I'm far away
You don't need me, you don't need me anyway

And for the record you're so derivative
Who really calls themself a "Scenester?"
I get the feeling you'll stay in Utah forever
You gotta know, you're the worst kisser ever

Yeah, and I'll explain it to you sometime
Yeah, if I don't forget the punchline
Things are always great when I'm far away
You don't need me, you don't need me anyway

Yeah, and I'll explain it to you sometime
Yeah, if I don't forget the punchline
Things are always great when I'm far away
You don't need me, you don't need me anyway