We love car accidents in this country We're obsessed with car accidents!
I know your like me, it's like 2 in the morning, it's dead quiet
Your in you're house watching tv, your in bed
All of a sudden outside at the corner you hear
SCREECH
Damnit! Shit that sounded like it was going to hit
You always want it to hit SCREECH Come on! Nothing! Uh
Then when you finally hear the crash your psyched, it's like,
Screech where are my shoes? Yes, where are my shoes?
Have you seen my shoes? Fuck it, I'm going out without shoes
I'm going out shoeless Right, you come out of you're house,
All you're neighbours are coming out, everyones coming out,
Your like waving at each other You're psyched to see each other,
Come on! Lets go, you wanna go together?
Come on lets go, you me and you, no no, you wait for the next group,
You wait for the next group We'll go as a team, no no you wait,
You wait for the next group

Then you get out there, it's no big deal,
But everyone stands out there for like, 2 extra hours
It's over, no ones hurt or anything but everyone has to stay out there
Even if it's hot everyone acts like it's cold and shit Hey, what's up (chilly)
Just had to see what was going on
And It doesn't matter who you start talking to,
I guarantee everyone is having the same exact conversation
No matter who you get into it with, all anybody is saying like back
And forth is like, Yeah, yeah well no I was in my kitchen,
And I heard it so I came out You were in your living room?
I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish I heard it, I came out
What you were in you're basement? He was in his living,
I was in the kitchen cleaning a dish, I was really cleaning,
And I heard it so I came out What? Shoes? No, no, Fuck shoes!
Haha shoes, hahaha listen to this guy with shoes
Hahaha you, Shoes, over here

And everyone always wants to be a part of like the police,
You know what I mean We always wanna be involved,
We wanna talk to the cops when ever they come to your, you know,
Officer, yeah yeah, I'm sorry, yeah I just want you to know,
If it helps in your investigation, I was in my kitchen, and I heard it,
So I came out I will testify in court I was cleaning a dish,
I will bring the dish as exhibit A And this guy, he was in his basement
Tell him what you told me, tell him what you told me,
That's not what he told me, he's lying, that's not what you told me