WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Well, Kyle's mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super king Kamehameha
(pronounced: Kah-May-Ahh-May-Ahh)
biatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch
(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this

(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
*gasp*
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

I really mean it
Kyle's MomShe's a big fat fucking bitch
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's MomYeah
chaaaah!