[Originally by Weezer]

Somebody's Heinekin
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one
Is giving me chills
I guess I'll just close my eyes

Oh yeah
Alright
Feels good
Inside

Flip on the tele
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow

Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker

I can't confront you
I never could do that
Which might hurt you
Try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide
Away from me
That takes you further
Every day
So be cool

Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker

Dear Daddy,
I write you
In spite of years of silence
You've cleaned up
Found Jesus
Things are good or so I hear
This bottle of Steven's
Awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather
The son is drowning in the flood

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker

Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker