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OH NO
You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy
OH NO
I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch
OH NO
Goddam little communist
*(weep, weep, weep)*

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
PHOOEY!

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOH

Roller skates 'n disco
It's a lot of fun
I'm too young 'n stupid
To operate a gun

*LaCelia Jackson! Come on down!*
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
*Nancy Butterworth! Come on down!*
*You're the next contestants on*
*SOOOOO WHAT!*
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
*And, but, also*
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
*A new car!*
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
*But that's not all*

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted

Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox holefox hole

Aiieeeeeeeeeshot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeeeshot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeeeshot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeeeshot in the fox hole

*"Leave my nose alone, please"*