Ladies and Gentlemen
The President of the United States!
*"Fella AmericansDoot, Doot, Doot"*
He's been sick!--Doot! Doot!
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soap
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy
Every once in a while--

Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

And there's this guy from the CIA he's creepin'
Around Laurel Canyon
A fine little girl She waits for me
She's as plastic as she can be
She paints her face With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair With some shampoo

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

"I dunnosometimes I just get tired
Of ya honey--it'sahyour
Hair sprayor something"

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag

"I hear the sound of marching feet
down Sunset Boulevard to Crescent Heights
and thereat Pandora's box
We are confronted witha vast
Quantity ofPlastic people"
Take a day and walk around
Watch the Nazi's Run your town
Then go home and check yourself
You think we're singing
'Bout someone else

But you're Plastic people
Oh, Baby, now
You're such a drag

Me see a neon Moon above
I searched for years I found no love
I'm sure that love Will never be
A product of Plasticity
A product of Plasticity
PLASTIC, PLASTIC PEOPLE--PLA-HA-HA-HA
HA-PLASTIC--You are--your foot--your hair
--your nose--your arms--you suck--you love
--you are--your being is--you're plastic--blah
--blah--blah--blah plastic Peoples
-A prune is not a vegetable
--cabbage is a vegetable; makes it OK
--plastic people--plastic People
--you dream aboutyou think aboutyou eat
you areOoo-Hoo-Hoo
purple prancing--plastic People-
Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Peep