Loving couple:

I cant see you but I know youre there
Got to get beside you cos its really cold out here
Come up close to me youll soon be warm
Hold me tightly like were sheltering from a storm

Mouse:
Think I might go out for a stroll
Into the night, and out of this hole
Maybe find me a meal
Walking along this new shag pile
Presents a problem all the while
Nearly the door

Suddenly he bumps into wood, the door is closed
A voice from the bed, hell be exposed
Which way to run, must make for the hole,
The lights been turned on, hes blind as a mole in coal

Now I can see theyre coming at me,
Theyve blocked off my door, I havent a chance in hell

Couple:
Come on baby let the poor thing go
Im not sleeping with that thing around here, no
Alright then, Ill fetch a box from below,
Guard him carefully, theyre very quick you know

Mouse:
The doors been opened, my chance to escape
Must run out quick, better sorry than late
Im out on the stairs
They wont catch me now, Ive the run of the house now
Ill make it downstairs and into the breadbin
That would be nice

Suddenly he bumps into fur, thats very unwise,
A cat is much quicker than men and their eyes
The chase that ensues can have only one end,
Unless outside help steps in for our friend in need

But now the cat comes in for the kill,
His paw is raised, soon blood will spill, yes it will

Cat:
Hard luck mouse, this is the end of your road
The signpost says inside me, let me bear your heavy load

But its not to be, that final pounce
Knocks a jar upon his head, and lays him out

But its all in a mouses night
To take on all those who would fight

Cats story:
There I was with my back to the wall,
Then comes this monster mouse, hes ten feet tall,
With teeth and claws to match
It only took one blow