Sit with me in the gutter for a while
Come on, come on
Just give it a try
Most people die in their beds you say
If we stay on our feet we might get away

Red dye #40
They're taking you to court here
You're a third rate, first date is clear

I'm a man on the move or a man on the make
Just deal me out I'll get what I can take
Red dye #40
They're taking you to court here
You're a third rate, first date is clear

Standing with my black socks on
Looking just like a [busted john]
From the [mad hat] to the stand up franks
Now the walk to your door doesn't seem like the thanks
Now you're gone, gone like cotton candy
Well the butcher paper comes in handy

Red dye #40
They're taking you to court here
You're a third rate, first date is clear

Red dye #40
They're taking you to court here
You're a third rate, first date is clear
It's so clear