We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:
America is now under marshall law
All constitutional rights have been suspended
Stay in your homes
Do not attempt to contact love ones, insurance agent or attorney
Shut up
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur
Stay in your homes
Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work
Anyone caught outside of gates of their suveillance sectors after curfew
will be shot
Remain calm, do not panic
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine examples in
the morning
Anyone gaught intefering with the collection of urine examples will be
shot
Stay in your homes, remain calm
The number one enemy of progress is questions
National security is more important than individual will
All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission
Use only the drugs described by your boss or supervisor
Shut up, be happy
Obey all orders without question
The comfort you demanded is now mandatory
Be happy
At last everything is done for you