I've heard about guys that go off the deep end
Slap out of their minds, and sometimes they dive in
To whiskey and women and all sorts of sinnin'
Over a thing like a heartache
Well, mine's broke, but I won't go crazy

I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds
Or count to infinity twice
Grow me a big beard, star quotin' Shakespeare
Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice
Yeah anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy

I could sit here and think about you and him together
Beat myself up fro what I could have done better
Go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain
Get pissed off at sunshine and curse at the rain
But why would I waste all my time

When I can see Colorado from atop Eldorado
Ride through the Rockies all day
Or head down to Key West and follow the footsteps
Of Buffet or ol' Hemingway
Anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy

I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds
Or count to infinity twice
Grow me a big beard, star quotin' Shakespeare
Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice
Yeah anything to get over you, baby
Whatever it takes to save me
But I won't go crazy
I won't go crazy