Wasted ruined tragic 'cause it doesn't have to be like this
Pasty dirty sweaty faithless, greasy dirty smelly wretched
Make it be a whore a tabloid cliche,
Nasty spoiled deceptive wrecked
Mousey grungy deceptive wrecked

What a life, you wear it like propriety
What a life, you do it like you really mean it
What a life, I watch it like a scary movie
What a life, what a life, what a life

STD's sick sex drug-addled debauchery monger
Messy stringy pathetic hopeless, dregdy stringy pathetic hopeless

What a life, you wear it like propriety
What a life, you do it like you really mean it
What a life, I watch it like a scary movie
What a life, what a life, what a life

Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, wear it like a trophy
Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, wear it like a trophy
Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, open like a cut
Pick it like a scab, feed it like a dog

What a life, you wear it like propriety
What a life, you do it like you really mean it
What a life, I watch it like a scary movie
What a life, what a life, what a life

Wasted ruined tragic 'cause it doesn't have to be like this
Greasy dirty sweaty smelly
Faithless grungy pathetic wretched

What a life, you wear it like propriety
What a life, you do it like you really mean it
What a life, I watch it like a scary movie
What a life, what a life, what a life