Uncle bob, you?re a drunken slo
Daddy brought home a real winner
Yeah
Wake the guest, drink the tea
For his holiday dinner
Uncle bob walked through the door
He was built
He was fucking ga-galore
The strength of his body was kind of a shock
The first time he put mike in a headlock
He crossed the line
Put his feet on the chair
How can we fine ? ? aunt?
Uncle bob, you?re a drunken fucking slo
Uncle bob, you?re a drunken slob