Skanky the squirrel
Skanky the squirrel
Skanky the squirrel
Skank all over

You're outside our window
You're up in your pad
You're in your pad with all the other girly squirrels
Just skankin', skankin' along
Cause you're skanky, skanky the squirrel
Jumpin' around in the snow

Skanky we love you
Skanky we want you
Skanky we laugh at your face
Skanky we love you
Skanky we adore you
Skanky we laugh at your face

Skanky, someday we will find your mangled corpse in the road
We will we be oh so very depressed when your face is squished all over the pavement
So, skanky don't leave us
Skanky, don't get hit by that bus

Skanky, we will miss you so much
Skanky, we love you
Love you, we adore you
We laugh at your face

You're always eating those nuts, like acorns
Stuffing them in your face
Skanky, you skank all over
Skanky, you skank all over
Skanky, we will miss you