His name is Mexico Dave, he can steal and he can slave
In his third world debt that's as much as he can get
USA Ray has a war on reds In his sick society rage, that rage never ends
USSR, USA, they're so gay
His name is Afghanistan Sam, has every right to free his land
Idaho Joe in South America, this is different, this is America
Too near his Texas home, it's no place for young Chuck to grow
Vladimir has a cause of his own, strategic missile, strategic home