I love my brine shrimp pals
They are my friends
I watch them float around inside their tank
But when I came back home from school today my little friends were dead and I was sad

The other day they were alive, and now they're floating at the top
I knew they wouldn't last forever, and now they're just a bunch of dead sea monkeys

Will my sea monkeys go to heaven?
Will my sea monkeys go to hell?
Will my sea monkeys go to heaven?
Will my sea monkeys go to hell?

The other day they were alive, and now they're floating at the top
I knew they wouldn't live forever, and now they're just a bunch of dead sea monkeys
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys

My brine shrimp pals have died a grisly death
Why must the things I love just disappear?
Is it my fault?
Did I forget their food?
I hope they're in a better place right now

Will my sea monkeys go to heaven? Yes!
Will my sea monkeys go to hell? No!
Will my sea monkeys go to heaven? Yes!
Will my sea monkeys go to hell? No!

I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!

The other day they were alive, and now they're floating at the top
I knew they wouldn't live forever, and now they're just a bunch of dead sea monkeys
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys

I want my monkeys back
Give my monkeys back!
I want my monkeys back
JESUS CHRIST
I want my monkeys back
Give my monkeys back!
I want my monkeys back
JESUS CHRIST
I want my monkeys back
Give my monkeys back!
I want my monkeys back
JESUS CHRIST
I want my monkeys back
Gimme my monkeys back!
I want my monkeys back
Jesus flippin' Christ!

Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys