Yes I'm looking for a chick
That only drinks lemonade
Yes I'm looking for a chick
That only drinks lemonade
I haven't found one yet
But I been told that a few was made

Now you know the type
And I know 'em too
They stand at the bar drinking ten cent brew
You ask them what they're drinking
Though you already know
They'll say whiskey every time to make you spend your dough

That's why I'm looking for a gal
That only drinks lemonade
I haven't found one yet
But I been told that a few was made

I met a gal I thought was so fine
I begged her to please, please baby be mine
I took her out one thursday night
She got two shots of joy juice
And was ready to fight

That's why I'm looking for a gal
That only drinks lemonade
I haven't found one yet
But I been told that a few was made

Now whiskey's too powerful
For a woman's frame
It'll make some of them simple
And it makes other chicks insane
It can make a girl, weighing one hundred and four,
Feel so powerful she could think she could even whip you
This I know to be a solid fact
Cause I fell for one
A little while back
She was so sweet
at the start of the night
But after two drinks
Was nothing right

That's I'm looking for a chick
That only drinks lemonade
I'm tired of being broke
The day after I get paid