(Michael Moran, Marcella Detroit)

He hurts himself now
To spare the others the sensation
They bombed the underground
'Cause someone had a revelation
In a panic at 6 am
Mental masturbation
I'm doing the best i can
To resist the temptation, uh ah,

Beam me up to the basement
Because it's all a bit above my station
I'm just tryin' to do this
Without medication

A hundred million galaxies
And a new incurable infection
Don't forget in a few years time
You'll be witnessing a resurrection

Beam me up to the basement
Because it's all a bit above my station
I'm just trying to do this
Without medication

Now it's all on my screen in color
I'm an etch-a-sketchin' ouija board mother
Best to hand the controls over
I picked a bad time to be clean and sober

Beam me up to the basement
Because it's all a bit above my station
I'm just trying to do this
Without medication