My girlfriend hates you but I love your stuff
I listen to it all the time, I can't get enough
I dig your first CD (your debut),
And Society of People Named Elihu”
And Making Love” is fresh, this much is true,
But Redefining Music” is funky and new
And so I crank it up, turn it up,
And pump up the bass
The package's synth lines are up in my face
I listen to it when I drive any place
Up yours to anyone who says I've got bad taste!
Atom's music rocks, with nerdy soul
His new-wave-synth-punk is never dull

CHORUS
Atom, you're awesome

I had a dream
When I was in grade school
That Rob Halford, he kissed me, see fool
And I was welcomed to the family with Connor,
It was undercover funny just like a longer
Keyboard that Enya played
So I pumped iron and I got paid
When I owned the Redskins
With the Ghetto Boys,
Breaking down the walls with kilogram toys
And we sang to Madonna, all night long,
I opened up my heart, I opened it strong
To Tim Allen, who's not that funny,
In Philadelphia where I made lots of money
As a goalie, sixteen-hundred pounds
Chillling on the ice rink so profound,
Upside down from here on the map,
Sick of people who give me crap
So I put them on an island in the middle of the sea,
And it was just Atom, Atom and me

REPEAT CHORUS