Kicking back in my room drinking banana juice, we were all gonna party
We were going to get loose School was out and it was Friday night
Everything was going oh so alright Everything was wonderful Everything was great
But then Mike and Niki, they started to fight and the room ablazed with hate
That's when he called her Double Jointed Circus Monkey
With her legs around her neck ya know it's really funky
Well, I was hoping they'd break up cuz Niki seemed so great
Mike would go to Germany and then Niki and I could date
Everything was Kosher Everything was fine
Why don't you give Mike the axe? And then you know you'll be mine
I'll never call you "DJCM"
Well I knew this girl named Niki She was the cutest thing I'd ever seen
I met her in the East Hall lobby reading magazines (Thanks Prince! )
Everything, etc etc
Well the story hasn't ended, but so far it's gone my way
Michael went to Germany so now Niki and I date
Everything is so great cuz I love her so I love her yeah now that she's mine
I wonder if she knows Or will she call ME Double Jointed Circus Monkey?
(The one and only NY teenage love song pretty pathetic huh
Blink 183 watch out KROQ here we come)