[verse 1]

I would like to be a martyr
over time it's getting harder
who do I have to go and kill
to get my face on a dollar bill

[chorus 1]

Every single time I look
someone else has beat me to it
some poor bastard bites the dust
I really don't know who to trust
But there's one thing I can't deny
I'd rather it was me they fried
have a drink from an empty cup
light a match and burn me up

[verse 2]

I'm exhausted, I'm committed,
i'm outsmarted, i'm out witted
my head's filled with dynamite
it's coming out of my ears at night

[chorus 2]

I think I am being watched
Electric eyes that never turn off
Radar beams insinuating
evil thoughts while i'm masturbating
And even my old trinitron,
it's comin through when nothing's on
Have a drink from an empty cup,
light a match and burn me up

[instrumental]