Look at the total hag reaming an
even older can of catfood
Hear the flies buzzing through her
bodily openings, bringing with them
the coolest diseases
Sometimes these flies get caught in the
cobwebs that are draped across her armpits

LET'S PAY A VISIT TO THE TOTAL HAG

Look and see her age-spots and her
vericous veins
Just taste the frozen green icicle
hanging off her nostril
Hear the wheezing cough filling up
the air projecting her diseases
I've had enough of this

FELLAS LET'S GO TORMENT THE TOTAL HAG

Hunchback Turkeyneck Prune-tit Sag

Let's pay A visit To the Total hag

Garbage can Catfood Newspaper Bag

Come on Let's go Let's go The total hag

THE TOTAL HAG SMELLS LIKE MOTHBALLS [repeat at least 1000 times]

I like to scare the prune-tit scag
Drop a match in her shopping bag
Kick her in her Rickets, push her in the road
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I laugh at the total hag