"No more wanking your wanky young man
Get hair on the palm of your hands
You think I'm going blind 'cause I do it all the time
A sin that I'll never understand
Everytime time the water runs
Everytime the wind blows
Even just a nipple on the tube
There's only one thing for an obsession
The single greatest thing that you can do

This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!
This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!

Busted at the scene of the crime by your mom
But you never really ever understands
It's the single greatest thing you can do for yourself
Unless you can do it with a friend
Standing in the shower
Lying on the bed
Thinking of Britney Spears in the nude
There's only one thing for an obsession
The single greatest thing that you can do

This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!
This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!

One cum for the ladies
For the girls that have gotta get a fix
Some cum with little boys
Some cum with little toys
If it only does the clic with triple 6

This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!
This boys a dirty birdy
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!"