In the grand pecking order where is it you stand?
Under the foot of swollen bastards or on the neck of another man?
At the grand eating table are you sitting near the head?
Or in the corner by the bathroom where you're asked to pass the bread?
And you pass it with a smile on your face for to pout about would only bring disgrace
To The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order
To The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order
In the grand pecking order where is it you lie?
Are you the tall hog at the trough or a piglet in the stye?
On the grand ladder of life are you near the highest rung?
Or somewhere near the bottom with your nose in hairy bung?
And you sniff it with a smile on your face for to pout about would only bring disgrace
To The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order
To The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order

And you're dancing with a smile on your face, for to stand about would only bring disgrace
To The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order
To The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order
To The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order
To The Grand Pecking Order, The Grand Pecking Order