Now I will tell you "busters"
I'm not a fan of Custer's;
And the general he don't ride well any more
To some he was a hero,
But to me his score was zero;
And the general he don't ride well any more
Now George, he'd had victories,
But never massacres;
And the general he don't ride well any more
Old George had done his fightin'
Without too much excitin'
And the general he don't ride well any more
When the men were away at huntin'
Old Custer would come in pumpin';
And the general he don't ride well any more
He'd kill children, dogs and women,
With victories he was swimmin';
And the general he don't ride well any more
Now the Sioux were gettin' tired,
And their temperatures were fired;
And the general he don't ride well any more
Crazy Horse sent out the call
For Sitting Bull and Gall;
But the general he don't ride well any more
Twelve thousand warriors waited,
They were unanticipated;
And the general he don't ride well any more
Thus the Little Bighorn
Massacre was born;
And the general he don't ride well any more
The Cheyenne and the Sioux
Had quite a lot to do;
And the general he don't ride well any more
Old Custer split his men,
Well he won't do that again
'Cause the general he don't ride well any more
The proud 7th Cavalry,
It got plumb masscred;
And the general he don't ride well any more
Custer made his stand
With his little band;
And the general he don't ride well any more
But he wasn't fighting women,
The Indians left them hidden;
And the general he don't ride well any