Well, well, well The world's first decapitated percussionist, Jordan The first beater lost Welcome, folks, to WKUL Just left of Hell on the dial Just right of--yes, thank you very much I'd like to send this out to all the southern brothers and sisters It's a brand new one, it's called "20 Miles to Texas, 25 to Hell"
20 miles to Texas, 25 to Hell
Where the weather's hotter I could never tell
Spend most of my days doing nothing but no good
Seems like I was born to be misunderstood
20 miles to Texas!! 25 to Hell!!
20 miles to Texas, 25 to Hell
I was born for stealing I wasn't made to sell
Carved out of bone and ash, steel, dirt, concrete
An arm for an arm a leg for a leg
One dead end street
20 miles to Texas!! 25 to Hell!! Fire's on the side of the road people toe to toe
Warm your hands on burning blood
I gotta go go
20 miles to Texas, 25 to Hell
If she ever loved me, I could never tell
Spend most of my days doing nothing but no good
Seems like I was born to be misunderstood