Uno, dos
Uno, dos, tres

Klyster boogie
Klyster boogie

I am addicted to my severe rubber-queen
She's my nurse if you know what I mean
You would never believe what she really, really means to me
Her climax-clinic is just where I wanna be

Yeah, a klyster with champagne
Yeah, that's my favourite game
Yeah, caviar-dinner is it's name
Yeah, her stool is what I claim

Klyster boogie
Klyster boogie

Anal-flavour is my therapy
The sound of her farts is like sweet melody
Waiting for her faecal matter
warm and fresh, it tastes much better

Yeah, my tongue-penetration
Yeah, heals every constipation
Yeah, that's just my cup of tea
Yeah, Her faeces cover me

Klyster boogie
Ohooh
Klyster boogie

Some might say I'm perverted, mean and sick
But I don't care - Fuck you all and suck my dick
Never would tell you what you are allowed to do
So respect me like I'm respecting you