I had a vision back in classroom just the other day,
That everybody would do exactly what I say
I'd have a crown and drive around in Limos all day long
My friends would be my court
And this would be our song
We'd have a weekly raid of high in my private gigs
We'd see the first you ain't seen nothin' nothin' yet

All I want to do
Is keep this country cool
Hey look at me,
The King of America
And all I want to say
Is everything's OK
Because of me,
The King of America

I'd hire Dr Phil and pay him just to shut his mouth
Make Paris Hiltom come and shoot some films at my house
I'd ride the skateboard park all day long with Tony Hawk
And then I'd cancel school and make the teachers walk
I'd rule as King and sing as Chef Emerald makes me pizza
Then have a Six Flags at my house that doesn't close

All I want to do
Is keep this country cool
Hey look at me,
The King of America
And all I want to say,
Is everything's OK
Because of me,
The King of America

Why don't you let me rule now
Why don't you let me rein
With me as king I know it'd never be pouring again

All I want to do
Is keep this country cool
Hey look at me,
The King of America
And all I want to say,
Is everything's OK
Because of me
The King of America
The King of America

King of America
Man I wanna be the King and run for President
King of America
Own all the shopping malls, ban detention hall
King of America
Go to myspacecom/thekingofamerica
King of America