I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personalityI aint got a problem with itIf I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know
But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers"Oh my god what the fu-"You knowWe,Us short fuckers gotta be creativeI came up with somethingPut on a wig,and talk with an accentI brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:

Hello my name is Carlos
I want to make love to you
I want you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say
Hurry girlfriend,right now,okay
Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate each other,do as i say
Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonightEvery one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stinkWell I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo"
One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by CarlosWho will it be?
Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you sexy girl and you will comeAnd when you come you will come again,who will it be?
Who will be my sexy girl?I want my sexy girl right now,where is she?
I like you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend
Come to Carlos
Look at you!
I like you sexy girl where did you get that dress?Right now I tell you
I tell-Here's whats going to happen
I will spank your hiney,like this
You will really like this-Don't fight it,do as i say!
We will have fun
Come to Carlos,right nowBend over this chair,do as i sayBend over!
(hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay
Ummm,when you bend over,I would like to do a little trick
I would like to make my weiner dissapear,okay?
No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it will reappear
And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay
She can't keep her hands off me,look at that,okayCrazy
I tell you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you whatLay on Carlos
Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come onLay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okaySometimes it does not work
A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to herI tell you whatGet on your chair,just like this,it's okayGive me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right thereHere,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the moodThis is,uh,this is horny juiceIt'll make you very horny,be carefulTasteYou are horny,huh?AhahaI will be horny with youI will be a little more horny than you
Oh,he wants to be horny too
We will have a threesome!
Jesus Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha
I like youYou will fall in love before it's over,don't fight itYou are horny right nowI tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:

As I walk on to the stage,
Tonight I turn another page,
Another nitch up in my cup,
I will sit down in your lap,
Look at you you turn me o-oon,
I squeeze your boobs when we're alo-oone
I am caught up in your trap
I hope she dont give me the clap

Okay,I play
Thanks for coming out,Good Night!